you win again, gameday.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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