apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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