I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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