Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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