I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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