69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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