he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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