i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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