how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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