me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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