ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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