Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
