At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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