Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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