Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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