Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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