If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Is Oprah even human
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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