Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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