hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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