dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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