New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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