I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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