have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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