she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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