so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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