remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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