do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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