Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
