So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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