But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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