I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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