I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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