Say something about gay babies.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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