I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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