Duck Duck Cougar?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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