my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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