I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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