sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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