Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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