so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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