i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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