i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
