Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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