is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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