I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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