You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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