Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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