So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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