I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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