i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I am naked and annoyed.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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