Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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